Melo's Pants

May 29
I had to read this like, 3 times.  I kept zoning out after ‘stay focused’.

I had to read this like, 3 times.  I kept zoning out after ‘stay focused’.

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May 28

Reblog if you ship Snowing/actually liked their apparently *unnecessary and time-wasting* backstories.

scarlettthebandit:

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My sister waged me on a bet that *no one* liked the Snowing backstories from episodes such as 3.10 The New Neverland, 3.02 Lost Girl, 2.03 Lady of the Lake, and others, saying that they were “a waste of time.” If you can help me here, please do so; if this gets enough notes I’m going to show her this post and how wrong she was. Help me support the Snowing shippers here!

Now that I think about it, the snowing backstories are actually my favorite parts of the show aside from the scenes with Emma and her parents.

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tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

You don’t have to click the link; it wasn’t that great.  It was actually a bit disappointing.

tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

You don’t have to click the link; it wasn’t that great.  It was actually a bit disappointing.

(via mickeysam)


May 23

May 21

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

Real legit stories are made this way, guys.  Who’s gonna write this comedy film?

(via nerdyfrogfreak)


May 16
  • Snow: Emma, why are you packing? I thought you were staying in Storybrooke?
  • Emma: That was before I ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Snow: Please tell me it at least wasn’t because you crumbled at some sob story about a mother feeling helpless to take care of her loved ones and did the exact thing which you were carefully instructed not to do because it would have horrible consequences.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Charming: Snow, why are helping Emma to shove everything in the Bug?
  • Snow: Oh, good, we accidentally crushed my phone in panic, and Emma’s is dead. Could you call the dwarves, Granny, Ruby…
  • Charming: Why?
  • Snow: Emma ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Charming: Well, we could point out that Regina owes us. It’s not like Emma brought some forgotten wife into the picture to separate her from her True Love the way she did with you and me.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Henry: Gramps? Why is everybody packing up the apartment?
  • Charming: Emma ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Henry: Aw, come on. We all know Mom’s learned not to be the Evil Queen. As long as no one replaces her as the sole mother figure to a cute little boy who replaces the family she’s lost -
  • Roland: Hi, Henry! Did you hear Emma brought my mommy home?
  • Henry:
  • Henry: I’ll distract her. Have fun in Phuket.

May 8

storybrookemirror:

'Snow Drifts'/'There's No Place Like Home' - Sneak Peek #1

LMAO!  That was unexpected, but PERFECT!

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May 7
Nothing is ruined by her being pregnant.  The ship was probably not going to happen in the first place.  Being pregnant has nothing to do with whether or not a relationship is going to work.

Nothing is ruined by her being pregnant.  The ship was probably not going to happen in the first place.  Being pregnant has nothing to do with whether or not a relationship is going to work.


May 6

lady-of-anti-feminism:

Male gamers will say some of the nasty, ugliest, cruelest and dehumanizing things to each other while playing video games.

If you think just because you are a “grrrl gamer” you should be off limits for being trash talked to then you shouldn’t be a gamer.

Ummm, wtf is this?  If you differentiate between gamers and girl gamers, you shouldn’t be a gamer.  

(via mickeysam)


some-kind-of-guilt:

donitaruga:

travellingdildosalesman:

genderpunkrock:

tainted-petals:

It’s worse than it’s said here.  They specifically asked the bronies to leave the disabled kid/character alone.  So naturally, they attacked the character as ‘pandering’ and being ‘too PC’ and when asked to please NOT turn it into a porn character, they went out of their way to make as much porn as possible.

tbh, the fact that the creators had to say, “hey can you guys not make porn of this one specific pony" is an issue in and of itself

The Holocaust happened 70 years too early and killed 11 million people of the wrong denomination.

Yeah, weird huh?It’s almost like they will make porn of everything and not just My Little Pony but nah, that can’t possibly be it.

Since tumblr hates bronies even though they acts exactly like them, I decided to look into this and see if it was true or not. Found some interesting stuff.
>Person in question who got their character in the show is not a ‘dying kid’. He’s an 18 year old who’s disabled with a condition that, while he’ll be in a wheel chair, won’t be dropping dead anytime soon.
>Make-A-Wish Foundation had no involvement in this at all. Guy doesn’t even meet the requirements.
>There wasn’t a ton of porn. It was two images by one guy who removed them when he found out it was someone’s character. (I.E. Who it’s fucking nothing)
>The guy doesn’t even care whether or not people draw porn of his pony.
>Can’t find a single source from any cast members on the show commenting about this, let alone requesting no porn. Seriously, what fucking show would actually say ‘Don’t draw porn’, or even mention it, let alone a kid’s show?
Sources:
http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/83553021613/now-that-we-have-the-whole-true-story-including
http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/tagged/Stellar-Eclipse
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/314029/a-ground-we-can-touch
https://twitter.com/frnshy/status/458702495078813696
http://the-ink-pad.tumblr.com/post/83497672574
Great, tumblr has made me side with the bronies. I really hate this place sometimes.

Bronies are fucking awesome; Idk what the hell is wrong with the rest of tumblr.

some-kind-of-guilt:

donitaruga:

travellingdildosalesman:

genderpunkrock:

tainted-petals:

It’s worse than it’s said here.  They specifically asked the bronies to leave the disabled kid/character alone.  So naturally, they attacked the character as ‘pandering’ and being ‘too PC’ and when asked to please NOT turn it into a porn character, they went out of their way to make as much porn as possible.

tbh, the fact that the creators had to say, “hey can you guys not make porn of this one specific pony" is an issue in and of itself

The Holocaust happened 70 years too early and killed 11 million people of the wrong denomination.

Yeah, weird huh?
It’s almost like they will make porn of everything and not just My Little Pony but nah, that can’t possibly be it.

Since tumblr hates bronies even though they acts exactly like them, I decided to look into this and see if it was true or not. Found some interesting stuff.

>Person in question who got their character in the show is not a ‘dying kid’. He’s an 18 year old who’s disabled with a condition that, while he’ll be in a wheel chair, won’t be dropping dead anytime soon.

>Make-A-Wish Foundation had no involvement in this at all. Guy doesn’t even meet the requirements.

>There wasn’t a ton of porn. It was two images by one guy who removed them when he found out it was someone’s character. (I.E. Who it’s fucking nothing)

>The guy doesn’t even care whether or not people draw porn of his pony.

>Can’t find a single source from any cast members on the show commenting about this, let alone requesting no porn. Seriously, what fucking show would actually say ‘Don’t draw porn’, or even mention it, let alone a kid’s show?

Sources:

http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/83553021613/now-that-we-have-the-whole-true-story-including

http://tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/tagged/Stellar-Eclipse

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/314029/a-ground-we-can-touch

https://twitter.com/frnshy/status/458702495078813696

http://the-ink-pad.tumblr.com/post/83497672574

Great, tumblr has made me side with the bronies. I really hate this place sometimes.

Bronies are fucking awesome; Idk what the hell is wrong with the rest of tumblr.

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May 1

One day I’m going to get a house and use these color schemes.

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Apr 30

kittilumpo:

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

there’s a semi-official sequel to snow white (done YEARS later) that follows up on Snow and her prince, beginning with them having been traveling for months to get back to his castle, which is a long ways away from Snow’s castle, and they both show signs of having aged. it is stated in this film that they are not married yet, but that they are at least engaged. my memory only lasts part-way through the movie (it has been a long time since i’ve seen it), but i believe their wedding ceremony was included.

additionally in the original Disney movie, Snow meets her prince briefly before she flees from her step-mother and they socialize while the scene changes to the queen, meaning he searched for her all that time because they met once and chatted and he liked her and wanted to get to know her more.

I have not seen or heard of a sequel to Snow White.  I think you are thinking of Cinderella.  That, I’ve seen.

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Apr 29
the-unpopular-opinions:

Sherlock is NOT a goddamn psychopath, nor is he a sociopath! 
BBC uses this false diagnosis label for him to try and make it seem “trendy” and it is really getting obnoxious and out of hand. Do some research and you will find out that a sociopath/psychopath would never have jumped from that building or bothered to fake his or her own death to save John. He/she wouldn’t have bothered to care at all, because sociopaths and psychopaths don’t care.
Get it in your head that that’s not what he is. I have nothing against the show in general and am actually a fan of it, but BBC and the fandom both need to realize that Sherlock isn’t a socio/psychopath, seriously. 
(related link for those who want to read proof) http://io9.com/5933869/stop-calling-sherlock-a-sociopath-thanks-a-psychologist

the-unpopular-opinions:

Sherlock is NOT a goddamn psychopath, nor is he a sociopath! 

BBC uses this false diagnosis label for him to try and make it seem “trendy” and it is really getting obnoxious and out of hand. Do some research and you will find out that a sociopath/psychopath would never have jumped from that building or bothered to fake his or her own death to save John. He/she wouldn’t have bothered to care at all, because sociopaths and psychopaths don’t care.

Get it in your head that that’s not what he is. I have nothing against the show in general and am actually a fan of it, but BBC and the fandom both need to realize that Sherlock isn’t a socio/psychopath, seriously. 

(related link for those who want to read proof) http://io9.com/5933869/stop-calling-sherlock-a-sociopath-thanks-a-psychologist

(via mickeysam)


Apr 28
chrisxcx:

Madison’s death was the saddest and shittiest death in AHS Coven because the writers made such a point of ending on a “good wins over evil” note. Madison wasn’t evil. She was drugged and gang raped, she got her throat slit by Fiona (someone she thought she could trust), she was raped by Spaulding when she was dead, then she was brought back from the dead and developed feelings for Kyle who had been through the same thing as her, and ended up getting choked to death by him because she refused to bring back a person who’s death had nothing to do with her. 
She may have stabbed some people in the back but damn she did have reasons not to trust anybody. She spent the whole show protecting herself to avoid getting hurt again and got murdered for it. She didn’t deserve to die and especially not at the hands of Kyle.

I think the writers meant for you to be pissed about what happened to her.  Don’t you remember the episode where she narrates what’s been going on in her head?  They didn’t end on a good wins over evil note.  It was pretty obvious that neither side can win.

chrisxcx:

Madison’s death was the saddest and shittiest death in AHS Coven because the writers made such a point of ending on a “good wins over evil” note. Madison wasn’t evil. She was drugged and gang raped, she got her throat slit by Fiona (someone she thought she could trust), she was raped by Spaulding when she was dead, then she was brought back from the dead and developed feelings for Kyle who had been through the same thing as her, and ended up getting choked to death by him because she refused to bring back a person who’s death had nothing to do with her. 

She may have stabbed some people in the back but damn she did have reasons not to trust anybody. She spent the whole show protecting herself to avoid getting hurt again and got murdered for it. She didn’t deserve to die and especially not at the hands of Kyle.

I think the writers meant for you to be pissed about what happened to her.  Don’t you remember the episode where she narrates what’s been going on in her head?  They didn’t end on a good wins over evil note.  It was pretty obvious that neither side can win.