Melo's Pants

Jun 17

orangeitnblack:

What do you think love is?


Does anyone else find it absolutely adorable that Snow wears cat eyeliner and Emma wears kitten eyeliner?


Jun 11

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Jun 8
mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

ariyah-v:

demonicrcrimson:

mickeysam:

justkillianthings:

When he makes warm love to the floor Justkillianthings

Yay, let’s all laugh and mock female on male violence! It’s not like he was hurt badly. Or like he was in a major car accident the day before.Hey, he totally loved being thrown into a book shelf so hard he was knocked out.

Cause it’s not like he was helping and working alongside established murderers or anything like that

Exactly. While I do not condone violence of any type (except in self-defense), Hook signed up to work with known murderers. He knew what could’ve gone wrong if he allied himself with such people. Boom, here are the consequences. And what about all the physical harm he caused to others? Did Emma love being shoved violently into a wall? Did Belle appreciate being victimized by him on at a least 4 occasions? Ha. Take your Hook love elsewhere. This is an anti blog.

Did Hook love being hit by a car? Having his hand chopped off? Being flung into walls? Being locked up with giants he thought would murder him, nearly being fed to an ogre? How about Emma purposefully hurting him in the hospital because she could?
Hook worked with those he had to, it’s simple as that.
He needed Cora to get to Storybrooke, needed Regina to stay safe and alive.
The moment it was safest he switched teams.
It’s not love, it’s common sense and a dislike of violence being mocked.
"He worked with them, he knew it would happen."
"He allied himself with a murderer, what did he expect?"
"Others had it worse"
It’s victim blaming and annoying.

victim blaming is you saying it’s ok that Hook shoved Emma into a wall because she “betrayed him.” Practice what you fucking preach. This Hook apologism is so gross, I can’t believe I actually have to defend his victims, it should be a given.

Victim blaming is saying he deserved it because of who he was with.
Common sense is saying that Emma being shoved into a wall is a less caustic act than what she did to him. I didn’t say it was okay, I said there was mutual assault. There’s a difference.

Hook didn’t *just* shove her into a wall though. He left her for dead, verbally taunted her, pinned her down with a weapon and made rape jokes, shoved her into a wall roughly, yeah I’m sorry but her leaving him with a giant because she had to get back to her SON is not worse than the things he did to her.

Pinned him down with a sword after she attacked him with a sword. Hmm.
Wait, didn’t that happen AFTER she locked him up with a giant?
Everything on your your list of insults happened after she tried to feed him to an ogre and locked him up with a giant. Interesting.

And? Your point is? Are you trying to say Emma had what was coming to her? Because if you are, like I said, please take your women abuse apologism somewhere else please. Hook was standing in her way of getting back to her son. Of course she’s gonna attack him. Emma is our protagonist, shouldn’t we be rooting for her? When the baddie pins her down and makes a threatening rape comment should we say “oh well she had it coming, karmas a bitch”? Hmmm. Interesting.

No, I’m saying Emma started a whole mess and you’re only blaming one side of it.
When the baddie pins down someone trying to kill him with a sword and makes a comment? We say ‘oh, wonder how they’ll get out of this’. Especially if they attacked first.
But nice job reading a rape joke into "But with my life on the line, you’ve left me no choice. Bit of advice: when I jab you with my sword, you’ll feel it. You might want to quit." ”Why? I’m winning?” *knocks him out painfully with a blow to the temple*
 

That was a sexual innuendo. Also the line “I prefer to do more enjoyable things with a woman on her back.” He had her pinned down, weapon against her, making perverted comments. This scene slightly triggers me, as I’ve been in a very similar situation. I can’t speak for all victims of sexual assault/rape, but if you’re gonna tell me his threatening comments while he had her in submission isn’t a very big deal, please don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

A lewd comment while he’s got her pinned with a sword is one thing but also giving her a way out of this, telling her she can stop and run so he isn’t forced - by Cora - to kill her lessens the impact.
As does the smirk she gives him.
That scene didn’t trigger me personally, but it may have other survivors, point.

"Lessens the impact"? Sorry, not to me. Maybe to you, but nothing lessens the impact of gross comments while you are forced into a submissive position in my opinion. What are you trying to get at here, that Hook isn’t as bad as we are all saying he is? I just don’t understand your point in dragging this all out on an anti-hook blog.

My point? Originally before you dragged Emma into it, my poin twas it’s disgusting to laugh at a man who was recently in a car accident being flung into a wall magically by two women in an attempt to hurt him even worse.
Then it was brought up that he deserved it which was just wrong enough I wanted to point out it wasn’t true but it’s impossible to prove someone wasn’t in the wrong when the person you’re trying to prove that to refuses to listen.
So you win. Hook completely and totally deserved to be gravely injured and then flung into a wall to be hurt more, even though the wall and car had absolutely nothing to do with Emma at all.

I’m sorry… warm love?

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

maddiebonanafana:

mickeysam:

ariyah-v:

demonicrcrimson:

mickeysam:

justkillianthings:

When he makes warm love to the floor
Justkillianthings

Yay, let’s all laugh and mock female on male violence! It’s not like he was hurt badly. Or like he was in a major car accident the day before.
Hey, he totally loved being thrown into a book shelf so hard he was knocked out.

Cause it’s not like he was helping and working alongside established murderers or anything like that

Exactly. While I do not condone violence of any type (except in self-defense), Hook signed up to work with known murderers. He knew what could’ve gone wrong if he allied himself with such people. Boom, here are the consequences. And what about all the physical harm he caused to others? Did Emma love being shoved violently into a wall? Did Belle appreciate being victimized by him on at a least 4 occasions? Ha. Take your Hook love elsewhere. This is an anti blog.

Did Hook love being hit by a car? Having his hand chopped off? Being flung into walls? Being locked up with giants he thought would murder him, nearly being fed to an ogre? How about Emma purposefully hurting him in the hospital because she could?

Hook worked with those he had to, it’s simple as that.

He needed Cora to get to Storybrooke, needed Regina to stay safe and alive.

The moment it was safest he switched teams.

It’s not love, it’s common sense and a dislike of violence being mocked.

"He worked with them, he knew it would happen."

"He allied himself with a murderer, what did he expect?"

"Others had it worse"

It’s victim blaming and annoying.

victim blaming is you saying it’s ok that Hook shoved Emma into a wall because she “betrayed him.” Practice what you fucking preach. This Hook apologism is so gross, I can’t believe I actually have to defend his victims, it should be a given.

Victim blaming is saying he deserved it because of who he was with.

Common sense is saying that Emma being shoved into a wall is a less caustic act than what she did to him. I didn’t say it was okay, I said there was mutual assault. There’s a difference.

Hook didn’t *just* shove her into a wall though. He left her for dead, verbally taunted her, pinned her down with a weapon and made rape jokes, shoved her into a wall roughly, yeah I’m sorry but her leaving him with a giant because she had to get back to her SON is not worse than the things he did to her.

Pinned him down with a sword after she attacked him with a sword. Hmm.

Wait, didn’t that happen AFTER she locked him up with a giant?

Everything on your your list of insults happened after she tried to feed him to an ogre and locked him up with a giant. Interesting.

And? Your point is? Are you trying to say Emma had what was coming to her? Because if you are, like I said, please take your women abuse apologism somewhere else please. Hook was standing in her way of getting back to her son. Of course she’s gonna attack him. Emma is our protagonist, shouldn’t we be rooting for her? When the baddie pins her down and makes a threatening rape comment should we say “oh well she had it coming, karmas a bitch”? Hmmm. Interesting.

No, I’m saying Emma started a whole mess and you’re only blaming one side of it.

When the baddie pins down someone trying to kill him with a sword and makes a comment? We say ‘oh, wonder how they’ll get out of this’. Especially if they attacked first.


But nice job reading a rape joke into "But with my life on the line, you’ve left me no choice. Bit of advice: when I jab you with my sword, you’ll feel it. You might want to quit."
 ”Why? I’m winning?” *knocks him out painfully with a blow to the temple*

 

That was a sexual innuendo. Also the line “I prefer to do more enjoyable things with a woman on her back.” He had her pinned down, weapon against her, making perverted comments. This scene slightly triggers me, as I’ve been in a very similar situation. I can’t speak for all victims of sexual assault/rape, but if you’re gonna tell me his threatening comments while he had her in submission isn’t a very big deal, please don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

A lewd comment while he’s got her pinned with a sword is one thing but also giving her a way out of this, telling her she can stop and run so he isn’t forced - by Cora - to kill her lessens the impact.

As does the smirk she gives him.

That scene didn’t trigger me personally, but it may have other survivors, point.

"Lessens the impact"? Sorry, not to me. Maybe to you, but nothing lessens the impact of gross comments while you are forced into a submissive position in my opinion. What are you trying to get at here, that Hook isn’t as bad as we are all saying he is? I just don’t understand your point in dragging this all out on an anti-hook blog.

My point? Originally before you dragged Emma into it, my poin twas it’s disgusting to laugh at a man who was recently in a car accident being flung into a wall magically by two women in an attempt to hurt him even worse.

Then it was brought up that he deserved it which was just wrong enough I wanted to point out it wasn’t true but it’s impossible to prove someone wasn’t in the wrong when the person you’re trying to prove that to refuses to listen.

So you win. Hook completely and totally deserved to be gravely injured and then flung into a wall to be hurt more, even though the wall and car had absolutely nothing to do with Emma at all.

I’m sorry… warm love?


May 31

May 29
I had to read this like, 3 times.  I kept zoning out after ‘stay focused’.

I had to read this like, 3 times.  I kept zoning out after ‘stay focused’.

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May 28

Reblog if you ship Snowing/actually liked their apparently *unnecessary and time-wasting* backstories.

scarlettthebandit:

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My sister waged me on a bet that *no one* liked the Snowing backstories from episodes such as 3.10 The New Neverland, 3.02 Lost Girl, 2.03 Lady of the Lake, and others, saying that they were “a waste of time.” If you can help me here, please do so; if this gets enough notes I’m going to show her this post and how wrong she was. Help me support the Snowing shippers here!

Now that I think about it, the snowing backstories are actually my favorite parts of the show aside from the scenes with Emma and her parents.

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tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

You don’t have to click the link; it wasn’t that great.  It was actually a bit disappointing.

tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

You don’t have to click the link; it wasn’t that great.  It was actually a bit disappointing.

(via mickeysam)


May 23

May 21

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

Real legit stories are made this way, guys.  Who’s gonna write this comedy film?

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May 16
  • Snow: Emma, why are you packing? I thought you were staying in Storybrooke?
  • Emma: That was before I ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Snow: Please tell me it at least wasn’t because you crumbled at some sob story about a mother feeling helpless to take care of her loved ones and did the exact thing which you were carefully instructed not to do because it would have horrible consequences.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Charming: Snow, why are helping Emma to shove everything in the Bug?
  • Snow: Oh, good, we accidentally crushed my phone in panic, and Emma’s is dead. Could you call the dwarves, Granny, Ruby…
  • Charming: Why?
  • Snow: Emma ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Charming: Well, we could point out that Regina owes us. It’s not like Emma brought some forgotten wife into the picture to separate her from her True Love the way she did with you and me.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Henry: Gramps? Why is everybody packing up the apartment?
  • Charming: Emma ruined Regina’s love life.
  • Henry: Aw, come on. We all know Mom’s learned not to be the Evil Queen. As long as no one replaces her as the sole mother figure to a cute little boy who replaces the family she’s lost -
  • Roland: Hi, Henry! Did you hear Emma brought my mommy home?
  • Henry:
  • Henry: I’ll distract her. Have fun in Phuket.

May 8

storybrookemirror:

'Snow Drifts'/'There's No Place Like Home' - Sneak Peek #1

LMAO!  That was unexpected, but PERFECT!

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May 7
Nothing is ruined by her being pregnant.  The ship was probably not going to happen in the first place.  Being pregnant has nothing to do with whether or not a relationship is going to work.

Nothing is ruined by her being pregnant.  The ship was probably not going to happen in the first place.  Being pregnant has nothing to do with whether or not a relationship is going to work.