Melo's Pants

Sep 13

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

Cultural appropriation and sharing of cultures are worlds apart guys.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/15/you-can-t-steal-a-culture-in-defense-of-cultural-appropriation.html

http://racerelations.about.com/od/diversitymatters/fl/What-Is-Cultural-Appropriation-and-Why-Is-It-Wrong.htm

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evilqueenofgallifrey:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

yourroyalpenis:

You don’t fuck with Adele

#that’s why her hair is so big #it’s full of secrets

isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did

I know someone who does that.  She looses a lot of friends that way.  Being a liar isn’t cool, just because it’s Adele doesn’t suddenly make it okay.  People who do that kind of thing aren’t doing it to play “spot the gossip”.  At most they will later fabricate it to make it look like that’s what they were doing.

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Sep 8

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

Because it’s retardedly unclever, considering that you can pretty much point to the moments in this life why you are afraid of certain things.  I’m afraid of vaccuum cleaners because I got a black eye from one when I was little.  I definitely have a phobia of centipedes because I saw one in “the Ring”.  That movie definitely traumatized me for life.  I couldn’t sleep for 2 months without all the lights on and the radio on.

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Sep 4
So why doesn’t Anna have summer powers?

So why doesn’t Anna have summer powers?

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

Pirates wore eyepatches to keep one eye adjusted to darkness while boarding another ship.  That way they could easily switch from fighting above deck to below deck.  Just sayin’

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

I don’t think they have nipples on the horse part.  Or maybe it’s just whichever is easier to reach.

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Sep 2

nintendont-gamecube:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

So fucking true

The main attraction is the gas station.

Sorry, the only attraction is the gas station.

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Aug 30
ultrafacts:

korvi-krow:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

WHOA WHAT

WHAT
WHAT

ultrafacts:

korvi-krow:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

hchano:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

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wait what

holy shit

y’all enjoy your anime gifs while i just


YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

WHOA WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

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Aug 26

actualgothicheroine:

I know some are under the impression that when Clara asks “Am I home?” and the Doctor says “If you want to be.” That he’s inviting her to stay on the Tardis (normally not out of the realms of possibility), but I think it’s pretty clear that he’s basically saying “I’ll take you home if you want to go,” which is why he looks saddened at her silence. He’s afraid he’s going to lose her.

I hate to burst your “being right” bubble, but even if it does mean an invitation, he would still have been saddened by her silence.


weirdo-thing:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED

YOU PROBABLY NOTICED BUT

WHEN CLARA PASSES OUT, THE GUY THAT TAKES HER

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IS THE DOCTOR

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I FEEL SO STUPID

I didn’t notice, but on another note:  Can somebody take a screencap of right before the mask comes off?  I’ve been rewatching that shit, because I swear in that moment the face looks just like Matt Smith’s.



Aug 25

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Don’t talk about the elephant in the room.  

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edens-blog:

boynerdramblings:

Our junk food is better than yours america

america has almost all the same stuff but with less stupid names

Well, the carmellos aren’t koala shaped here.  And fairy bread?  I swear you just put some sprinkles on bread and took a picture.  That doesn’t even look appetizing.

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Aug 17

Anonymous said: You all annoys me so much. You just talk about tacos and tacos, Emma and Killian having sex. But guess what. They story is about love, they don't think about sex. It's not important. They have feelings not animal atraction.

zumpie:

i-know-how-you-kiss:

doomsdayy:

 they don’t think about sex

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They have feelings not animal atraction

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER READ I KID YOU NOT

I’m sorry.

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They don’t think

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about sex???

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Are you sure??

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ARE YOU REALLY SURE???

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LIKE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW SURE ARE YOU THESE IDIOTS DON’T THINK ABOUT BANGING EACH OTHER UNTIL NEITHER OF THEM CAN WALK????

Don’t forget they’ll probably never have sex, because Emma probably is good with just one kid, anyway (yes, someone on IMDB really posted that)

Fact of life number 1:  People don’t have sex just to have babies.  

2: Humans are animals, we have animalistic desires


Aug 5

princessannaofarandelle:

searlait:

eatherstar:

thedoctorknows:

NO NO GUYS THIS WAS REALLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST TIME ELSA SAW HER CREATE LIFE WITH HER POWERS

"Oh, god. I’m a mother."

So the gloves were like…

*shuts up*

*whispers*

condoms

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “no glove, no love”

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