do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.
No, my alarm clock usually goes off at about that moment.
How many girls do you think have realised they’re not quite as straight as once thought due to
- Alex Kingston
- Lana Parrilla
- Sasha Alexander
- ANY OTHER SEX PERSONIFIED LADY ACTRESS OVER THIRTY
For me it was Helena Bonham Carter
friend: Nine is my doctor
friend: who’s your doctor ?
me: river song
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
Because it’s retardedly unclever, considering that you can pretty much point to the moments in this life why you are afraid of certain things. I’m afraid of vaccuum cleaners because I got a black eye from one when I was little. I definitely have a phobia of centipedes because I saw one in “the Ring”. That movie definitely traumatized me for life. I couldn’t sleep for 2 months without all the lights on and the radio on.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
I don’t think they have nipples on the horse part. Or maybe it’s just whichever is easier to reach.