Melo's Pants

Oct 2

You forgot the one that says LESBIANS DON’T HAVE TO WEAR FUCKING FLANNEL!

I’m sick of hearing about fucking flannel

It is not even our signature look

Most girls who wear flannel aren’t even lesbians

(via arielleishamming)


blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

It’s a fucking pad you fucking retards lmao!  

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

It’s a fucking pad you fucking retards lmao!  

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

No, my alarm clock usually goes off at about that moment.

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


Sep 30
Yes.  Do it.

Yes.  Do it.

(via whenuwishuponanerd)


Sep 28
astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

I need this on my blog

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

I need this on my blog

(via lesbianpup)


Sep 24

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

How many girls do you think have realised they’re not quite as straight as once thought due to 

  • Alex Kingston
  • Lana Parrilla 
  • Sasha Alexander 
  • ANY OTHER SEX PERSONIFIED LADY ACTRESS OVER THIRTY 

For me it was Helena Bonham Carter


riveralwaysknew:

friend: Nine is my doctor

friend: who’s your doctor ?

me: …

me: …

me: river song


Sep 21
Not to mention the fact that its just all kinds of creepy

Not to mention the fact that its just all kinds of creepy

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


gay-men:

Urgh. [via]

Not that it makes it okay, but they’re not actually lesbians.  This is old news.  Their producer told them to to “fall in love” with each other for publicity.  Either way, the statement is just plain sexist.  And after all the drama when she gave it up, I think it may be safe to say she had some serious guilt.  Who knows what was going on in her mind…

gay-men:

Urgh. [via]

Not that it makes it okay, but they’re not actually lesbians.  This is old news.  Their producer told them to to “fall in love” with each other for publicity.  Either way, the statement is just plain sexist.  And after all the drama when she gave it up, I think it may be safe to say she had some serious guilt.  Who knows what was going on in her mind…


Sep 13

evilqueenofgallifrey:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

yourroyalpenis:

You don’t fuck with Adele

#that’s why her hair is so big #it’s full of secrets

isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did

I know someone who does that.  She looses a lot of friends that way.  Being a liar isn’t cool, just because it’s Adele doesn’t suddenly make it okay.  People who do that kind of thing aren’t doing it to play “spot the gossip”.  At most they will later fabricate it to make it look like that’s what they were doing.

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


Sep 8

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

Because it’s retardedly unclever, considering that you can pretty much point to the moments in this life why you are afraid of certain things.  I’m afraid of vaccuum cleaners because I got a black eye from one when I was little.  I definitely have a phobia of centipedes because I saw one in “the Ring”.  That movie definitely traumatized me for life.  I couldn’t sleep for 2 months without all the lights on and the radio on.

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


Sep 4
So why doesn’t Anna have summer powers?

So why doesn’t Anna have summer powers?

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

Pirates wore eyepatches to keep one eye adjusted to darkness while boarding another ship.  That way they could easily switch from fighting above deck to below deck.  Just sayin’

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

I don’t think they have nipples on the horse part.  Or maybe it’s just whichever is easier to reach.

(via shepickedyoutotakeme)


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