what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
Because it’s retardedly unclever, considering that you can pretty much point to the moments in this life why you are afraid of certain things. I’m afraid of vaccuum cleaners because I got a black eye from one when I was little. I definitely have a phobia of centipedes because I saw one in “the Ring”. That movie definitely traumatized me for life. I couldn’t sleep for 2 months without all the lights on and the radio on.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
I don’t think they have nipples on the horse part. Or maybe it’s just whichever is easier to reach.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
So fucking true
The main attraction is the gas station.
Sorry, the only attraction is the gas station.
I know some are under the impression that when Clara asks “Am I home?” and the Doctor says “If you want to be.” That he’s inviting her to stay on the Tardis (normally not out of the realms of possibility), but I think it’s pretty clear that he’s basically saying “I’ll take you home if you want to go,” which is why he looks saddened at her silence. He’s afraid he’s going to lose her.
I hate to burst your “being right” bubble, but even if it does mean an invitation, he would still have been saddened by her silence.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED
YOU PROBABLY NOTICED BUT
WHEN CLARA PASSES OUT, THE GUY THAT TAKES HER
IS THE DOCTOR
I FEEL SO STUPID
I didn’t notice, but on another note: Can somebody take a screencap of right before the mask comes off? I’ve been rewatching that shit, because I swear in that moment the face looks just like Matt Smith’s.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Don’t talk about the elephant in the room.
Anonymous said: You all annoys me so much. You just talk about tacos and tacos, Emma and Killian having sex. But guess what. They story is about love, they don't think about sex. It's not important. They have feelings not animal atraction.
they don’t think about sex
They have feelings not animal atraction
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER READ I KID YOU NOT
They don’t think
Are you sure??
ARE YOU REALLY SURE???
LIKE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW SURE ARE YOU THESE IDIOTS DON’T THINK ABOUT BANGING EACH OTHER UNTIL NEITHER OF THEM CAN WALK????
Don’t forget they’ll probably never have sex, because Emma probably is good with just one kid, anyway (yes, someone on IMDB really posted that)
Fact of life number 1: People don’t have sex just to have babies.
2: Humans are animals, we have animalistic desires